So, one week on and, well… not much has changed.
My face still looks like I’ve been playing around with iron filings. I actually kinda wish this was the case, because that would mean I have a magnetic face. Then I could take all kinds of humourific pictures of myself with random objects on my face, and I could literally have a beard of steel.
For follically challenged gentlemen everywhere, I shall continue with my quest to beautify my face with a massive manly moustache.
So until that goal is achieved, the battle continues. Here, ladies and gentlemen of the internet, is my face.